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alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

jackballs:

when you have to pretend that you like your haircut

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averagefairy:

why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

ohyeselifresh:

my neck

my back

my pizza

and my snacks

allons-ygeronimofuckitybye:

mononocake:

314eater:

The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches

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you looking for this my friend?

why is there a gif for this

kisschases:

if i ever date a famous person and got hate for it I’d honestly be the most sarcastic bitch ever to them I’d be like lol can’t hear you over the great sex we just had

psyducked:

such-a-retardis:

catswithbenefits:

why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me 

Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.

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bombing:

birds need to shut the hell up. if i made half the noise they did at 5 in the morning i’d be arrested

jarrodis:

single, not sure how to mingle



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