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beauxbatons:

when im dead sext me through a ouija board

dreaminglyy:

awww I love getting cute goodnight texts from no one

yongmuney:

this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me

Drake wouldn’t treat me like this

h0odrich:

no no, it’s fine, ill text myself back

illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

bagmilk:

mom can i borrow money to buy you a present

babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer



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