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unclefather:

dancing in the mirror
and shitting in the shower
la da dee la da da la da da

encephalopathy:

urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions

6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

dutchster:

when i’m a pinky toe and i see the corner of a piece of furniture

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agronsbutt:

morbutts:

canklequeen:

99.9% of the people on this website are stupid

i am the 1%

dumbass you mean 0.1%

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

jackballs:

when you have to pretend that you like your haircut

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