one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail
The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches
you looking for this my friend?
why is there a gif for this
if i ever date a famous person and got hate for it I’d honestly be the most sarcastic bitch ever to them I’d be like lol can’t hear you over the great sex we just had
why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
birds need to shut the hell up. if i made half the noise they did at 5 in the morning i’d be arrested