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ohyeselifresh:

my neck

my back

my pizza

and my snacks

allons-ygeronimofuckitybye:

mononocake:

314eater:

The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches

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you looking for this my friend?

why is there a gif for this

kisschases:

if i ever date a famous person and got hate for it I’d honestly be the most sarcastic bitch ever to them I’d be like lol can’t hear you over the great sex we just had

psyducked:

such-a-retardis:

catswithbenefits:

why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me 

Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.

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bombing:

birds need to shut the hell up. if i made half the noise they did at 5 in the morning i’d be arrested

jarrodis:

single, not sure how to mingle

idahoing:

when the bae wont give you road head

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teenscoolest:

the only thing that brings me up when I was down is the elevator

if i was a doctor
hot guy: i sprained my wrist
me: okay take off your underwear


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